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[–] gosso920 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A New Yorker would have given him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"YO! GET UP, BEFORE YOU FUCKIN' DIE!"

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[–] Kleyno 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

He said: "The deceased has spina bifida, gout and alcohol problems. He was also a heavy smoker. A ball of food had lodged in his oesophagus and caused a blockage.

Of all the things to kill the guy, I bet he never thought it would have been choking to death...

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[–] goodthink [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Like being hit by a bus.

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[–] 3559557? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

McDonald's, The only restaurant where a man choking to death doesn't ruin your lunch. You know... because it was never not ruined...