[–] Kleyno 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
He said: "The deceased has spina bifida, gout and alcohol problems. He was also a heavy smoker. A ball of food had lodged in his oesophagus and caused a blockage.
Of all the things to kill the guy, I bet he never thought it would have been choking to death...
[–] 3559557? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
McDonald's, The only restaurant where a man choking to death doesn't ruin your lunch. You know... because it was never not ruined...