[–] ilikebeans 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How are its feet attached to its body? One foot is facing forward and the other..at a 45 degree angle?
[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Even the feet are confused between front and back.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ugh. We need to come up with a variation of the beetus that act faster, ffs.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Careful there, Shitlord, any closer and you would've needed thrusters to escape it's gravitational pull.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How the heck do you find pants that big?
[–] sniper_wolf [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Worse, SKINNY JEANS. Vomit.
[–] sniper_wolf [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
forgot to add comment: its thigh was as big as, or bigger than, my waist. To think, I felt bad about myself yesterday.