[–] BlackThornOfLove ago
I fortunately never have to be this close to people let alone fatties. Do they really on average smell? It's one of those things you hear on here all the time, but it never sinks in until you witness it yourself.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes. Many of them really do fucking stink. It is usually some sort of nasty sour milk smell.
[–] sniper_wolf [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, because they can't reach between their folds to wash unless they get a rag (sponge) on a stick, like on the Simpsons. I was shocked when I found out something like that was real, since I had thought it was just a joke.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How the heck do you find pants that big?
[–] sniper_wolf [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Worse, SKINNY JEANS. Vomit.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Careful there, Shitlord, any closer and you would've needed thrusters to escape it's gravitational pull.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ugh. We need to come up with a variation of the beetus that act faster, ffs.
[–] ilikebeans 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How are its feet attached to its body? One foot is facing forward and the other..at a 45 degree angle?
[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Even the feet are confused between front and back.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d ago
I hope you have enough smelling-salts to get that stench out of your nose.