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[–] Keeok 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The closest thing to a job I have is volunteering at a museum. I work restoring a 70 year old plane. So take a knife and stab the plane (the skin is thick as a dime and made of aluminum), cut all the wires i've run, and then jump onto the bomb bay doors breaking them open and tearing the protective covering.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

shit on the desk

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[–] deltasly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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That should do it..

Edits: markdown is hard, apparently.

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Calling my boss and cursing him out. I manage a company... alone lol

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[–] CarlosShyamalan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fisrt step would be to get a job I guess...

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[–] frankenham ago 

You and I bro! Together we will collect food stamps

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[–] CarlosShyamalan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Im studying and Im not in the US so Im actually good :)

Sadly I dont get any government grants like some of my friends, but since Uni is free its a hell of a lot easier to support yourself.

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[–] libby 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd probably have to assault someone. Anything just crazy and I'd probably just be forced to take medical leave. Publicly leaking technical or financial docs would probably do it too. I'm guessing both cases would take at least a day.

My company is really careful to not get sued, they really like me, and know I'm under a ton of stress. Without doing anything illegal I don't know that I could get fired inside a month.

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[–] 2716057 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I could burn the place to the ground in under a minute.

I work with a lot of dry, preserved paper, and I have a lighter in my pocket right now.

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Taking off my clothes and shitting on the floor.

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[–] bleatingnonsense ago 

I was thinking on the boss's desk.

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[–] 2716057 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's schwifty time today!

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[–] stevesully23 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How long until someone noticed it?

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[–] Lag-wagon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Where is the fun in that, just shit in your pants and go sit in with your boss.