[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Calling my boss and cursing him out. I manage a company... alone lol
[–] libby 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'd probably have to assault someone. Anything just crazy and I'd probably just be forced to take medical leave. Publicly leaking technical or financial docs would probably do it too. I'm guessing both cases would take at least a day.
My company is really careful to not get sued, they really like me, and know I'm under a ton of stress. Without doing anything illegal I don't know that I could get fired inside a month.
[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Taking off my clothes and shitting on the floor.
[–] CarlosShyamalan 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fisrt step would be to get a job I guess...
[–] frankenham ago
You and I bro! Together we will collect food stamps
[–] CarlosShyamalan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Im studying and Im not in the US so Im actually good :)
Sadly I dont get any government grants like some of my friends, but since Uni is free its a hell of a lot easier to support yourself.
[–] Keeok 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The closest thing to a job I have is volunteering at a museum. I work restoring a 70 year old plane. So take a knife and stab the plane (the skin is thick as a dime and made of aluminum), cut all the wires i've run, and then jump onto the bomb bay doors breaking them open and tearing the protective covering.