[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is the fattest face that I have seen in weeks. I bet she could stretch her mouth around an small gazelle like one of those anacondas.
[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Goddammit I love this dress but hate her. I want to see it in a normal size. I love that oldish lace/sleeves wedding dress look. So much different than all the goddamn sleeveless sweetheart necklines every basic bitch has these days.
But of course, this ham is ruining it for me.
[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago (edited ago)
You're right! It's such a shapeless fat lump itself that it makes the dress look shapeless and generic as well- but if you look really closely you can still distill some hint of intended shape. I'd hate to be the designer of this dress, and seeing it on such a monster...
[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN ago (edited ago)
There's an episode of The Office wherein Andy frantically sources a reputable "tentist" to set up the outdoor tents at his and Angela's wedding.
That episode would take a whole new meaning if this monstrosity were cast as Angela.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lol his face looks like a haloween mask
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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
But where will the woodland critters living in her massive folds go?
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers ago
FFS, why do men wife these creatures UP????