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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers ago 

FFS, why do men wife these creatures UP????

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is the fattest face that I have seen in weeks. I bet she could stretch her mouth around an small gazelle like one of those anacondas.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think, if you will look closely, you'll find that it's actually a table cloth from those big, long buffet tables. She must have just finished clearing one off and taken the table cloth as a trophy.

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[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Goddammit I love this dress but hate her. I want to see it in a normal size. I love that oldish lace/sleeves wedding dress look. So much different than all the goddamn sleeveless sweetheart necklines every basic bitch has these days.

But of course, this ham is ruining it for me.

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata ago 

At least it looks more like a shrug thrown on than actual sleeves.

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[–] Skip_Around ago 

Just wear something like it and fitshion vs fatshion her lard butt.

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago  (edited ago)

You're right! It's such a shapeless fat lump itself that it makes the dress look shapeless and generic as well- but if you look really closely you can still distill some hint of intended shape. I'd hate to be the designer of this dress, and seeing it on such a monster...

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN ago  (edited ago)

There's an episode of The Office wherein Andy frantically sources a reputable "tentist" to set up the outdoor tents at his and Angela's wedding.

That episode would take a whole new meaning if this monstrosity were cast as Angela.

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[–] joeystals ago 

Barnum and Bailey has started repurposing their old big tops.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lol his face looks like a haloween mask

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[–] wallstreets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

do.. do you think it can breathe?

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But where will the woodland critters living in her massive folds go?

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