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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How much coke do you do??? .~)

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[–] metalpetal 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Would she like some salt with her jelly?

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I can just imagine the whale tears entry. "Today I had to stop following that skank bitch mangiamerdeemorte. She's so disgusting. She wears these booty shorts and you can totally see her legs, and she's only a year younger than me! She's old too! And she's probably not even lifting real weights. I'll bet it's just a couple of inflatable tubes on a broomstick. Yeah, that's got to be it. And she definitely doesn't take care of her kids, I mean look at her, she must spend all her time at the gym. Like, all her time. Fuck it, I'm going to McBeetus. I'll bet she never enjoys the sweet, sweet taste of McBeetus, either."

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I second this motion.

We must see booty shorts now please.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte [S] 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago  (edited ago)

/u/smedleyfernhoop /u/fattyhater I must like you guys. But fair warning, I'm 37.

Edit: Y'all are awesome. Thanks :)