[–] Umrtvovacz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
18 BMI.
You have a lower BMI than 97% of males aged 15-29 in your country.
You have a lower BMI than 88% of males aged 15-29 in the world.
You're most like someone from DR Congo.
Uhm, yeah. It just tells me what I already know, I should eat more.
[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Same here except it told me 98%. All my peers are disgusting.
[–] Umrtvovacz ago
Everyone is fatter than me. I don't understand how they can stuff their faces so much, really. I had elderly lady customer offer me food because I "have no fat on me whatsoever". We are not supposed to be covered in fat...
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You have a lower BMI than 93% of males aged 30-44 in your country
BMI 22... Below average? I know what they mean by this, but I would not characterize it quite that way. I'd say I'm above average, because I'm in better shape than most, but oh well :)
Because I'm sitting down for the first time today since putting my shoes on this morning, I feel like doing some simple math to put my results into perspective...
According to that site, if everyone in the world had the same BMI as me, it would remove 15,144,647 tons from humanity..... that's 30,289,294,000lbs..... according to the internet:
The Empire State Building weighs 365,000 tons. So that's 41.49 Empire State Buildings.
The Titanic weighed 52,310 tons. So that's 289.51 Titanics.
A blue whale weighs about 210 tons. So that's 72,117 blue whales. The ever so reliable wikipedia claims there are roughly 5,000-12,000 blue whales left in Earth's oceans.
A male African elephant weighs about 4 tons. So that's 3,786,161.75 elephants. That's a lot of elephants. Worldelephantday.org says there are about 400,000 African elephants alive right now, which is way more than I was expecting.
The average doughnut weighs about 1.34oz, So that's 361,663,211,940.3 doughnuts. According this site Dunkin Donuts charges $0.95 per doughnut (when purchased singularly). So we're talking about $343,580,051,343.28 in potential doughnut sales. I know there's a quality joke here somewhere, but I need to pee.
[–] bieberhole_69 ago (edited ago)
Did you know? If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 6,872,664 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population
You're most like someone from Ghana*
My BMI is 23 and I'm 6'0". Jesus this world has gotten so fucking fat
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 82% of males aged 15-29 in your country
So does this mean I'm automatically in the top 18% of attractiveness?
[–] Pwning4Ever ago (edited ago)
My bmi is the same as the average japanese person. My weeabo wet dreams have just been confirmed. I'm going home soon senpai *_*
Obesity Index : 23bmi
National : Below Average, lower than 89% of males aged 30-44 in your country (US)
Global: Below Average, lower than 63% of males aged 30-44 in the world.
My favorite part though: If everyone had the same BMI as you, it would remove 13,626,330 tons from the total weight of the worlds population.
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[–] countofmontecrisco 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yass, hey, fellow Rwandan! Man, Americans are some fatsos.