[–] conformity 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Non reddit/imgur-link: https://i.sli.mg/kCZoe0.png
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 52 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago
Well, tumblrina, that's what you get when you're rich, handsome and famous. If a man ticks all the boxes he's at a level where he can pull a chick who also ticks all the boxes. Why the fuck would the Justin Timberlakes or Chris Hemsworths of the world choose a hambeast when he can get a hottie. It doesn't matter what other positive traits you have, there will always be someone who is everything you are plus hot as fuck.
[–] advicedog 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Came here to make sure this was said - well put. I know from experience that there are genuinely awesome people who are also incredibly physically attractive. I sleep next to one at night.
Fatties give us a false choice: Super hot and fit OR good/nice/cool person
You can have both.
[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
^This all the way. Somewhere out there is a hot lady who also has a "great personality", in fact a ham is very unlikely to have what they like to call a "great personality." (Who is a reliable judge of their own personality anyway?). I hate fat people and if there were no women but fat women, I'd become a monk.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago (edited ago)
To be fair, I don't recall ever meeting a fattie that I'd date even if they managed to lose weight. They always seem to have some underlying issues that vastly outweighteehee their fatness.
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
This might be sexist of me to say this (especially as a woman) but I feel like this is vastly more true to women. Women have so many ungodly pressures to be beautiful and perfect in every aspect (body, hair, makeup, clothing, shoes, purses, the "beauticians" at sephora keep telling me to try drawing on my eyebrows for crying out loud), the kind of woman that lets herself go has to be functionally retarded. But men? Men can be fat and still be successful and taken seriously, have good jobs, and given that statistically and historically men are more likely to let themselves go with age (beer bellies mostly), it's almost acceptable (gag).
[–] tucket1 0 points 110 points 110 points (+110|-0) ago
- I would date you if you lost weight. - WOW JUST WOW you're such a fatphobic bigot! Oppreshun!
- I will date you, but I'm a bit fat myself. - WOW these gross guys think they have a better chance with someone like me, keep walking lardass!
- I will date you because I specifically like fat women - Get out of my blog you fetishist perv! My body is not a sexual object! Rape culture!
- ...Gee, I wonder why no one wants to date me, men are dogs who are only after the unattainable beauty standards and can't handle real wimmyns.
[–] shitlordAnthrax 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
"People don't think I am sexy #Fatphobia". How does that even work? I don't have a girlfriend, am I allowed to say that its phobia versus me? Thinphobia? Glassesphobia? How do these people think that makes sense?
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What kind of oppreshun can you claim to suffer? Since you're a male, and I'm assuming cis straight, your only possible way out is being disabled and claiming capacitism. I'm sorry, but, in the Olympics of Oppreshun, you're bound to score very few points.
[–] Umrtvovacz 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
He can alway claim he is transgender and homosexual. So he is still into women like now, but he scores way higher on the oppression meter. You can always conjure an ancestor who is an asian/arab/jew/native american or even black, insert them down into your family tree so nobody can trace them anymore, and voilĂ , more oppression points!
You can then say you are an otherkin with headmates and go really deep into that rabbit hole, but that's just farming more points that you don't need. Just being transgender or non-hetero gives you enough points to overcome your whiteness.
God I hate the "Progressive Stack" logic, and I am fucking gay!
[–] Melbourne43 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
Hugh Jackman's wife Pierce Brosnan's wife
My theory is that these women are beards.
[–] Borderline 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There are some thoughts that just don't need to be shared. Why do they have to broadcast everything?
[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because there is no one around to directly
wailwhale at.