[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is awesome. The "no man would want that" followed immediately by a man hitting on "that" is excellent shitlording. Shows those hams.
[–] renosubject 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Good on you for putting those hams in their place. You look great by the way, I like that you took a candid shot. Those hams would probably have dressed up all dumb, plastered their faces, and had someone take their photo from on top of a ladder and they'd still look like shit.
[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks! I have no idea how those hams have time to get all "dolled" up for selfies. I'm not that busy and I certainly don't have time for it. Then again, I spend much more time in the gym than they do. And I shower regularly.
[–] ShortWarrior 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
6'3", blue eyes, long blonde hair, short beard
So tell me more about your boyfriend.
/s
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is he single?! /s
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If this ever happens again lll------lll, whisper in your boyfriends ear "Lift me up and spin me around!" That's a joy a butterbarge will never, ever enjoy!
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[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My first thought was: swinging kettlebells -> nicer butt -> more male attention. But then I realized they aren't capable of thinking ahead like that.
They probably ordered even more whipped cream on their beetus drink for their fee fees. I giggle just thinking about it.
[–] MathunBeag ago (edited ago)
If that was their logic then they must be horrified of the squat rack.
[–] droopy2525 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or they might think he's a closet chubby chaser with a "skinny bitch" gf as a facade