[–] ShortWarrior 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
6'3", blue eyes, long blonde hair, short beard
So tell me more about your boyfriend.
/s
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is he single?! /s
[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I didn't understand it until I saw her picture.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
They try so hard to overtly fitshame you. Do you lash out? No because you understand delayed gratification. And then when the time is right you destroy them in a second.
Good work, three-plates.
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[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Ugh, so true. Disgustingly enough, some wish they would get that sort of attention. At my old job, a smallfat mayo admin assistant got fired for sexually harassing nearly all of the women in the office (myself included). I was out to lunch with some coworkers the next day, one of whom is a whale. She started blabbing about how smallfat hadn't sexually harassed her, that she'd love to be sexually harassed, and that the rest of us were whining about nothing. Bitch, are you serious? Nearly everyone told her to piss off.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
FYI - Brodin has his own hall of worship on voat - /v/swoleacceptance
...And now that I've read your whole story - that was delightful. Not possible for a woman to get built anywhere close to like a man is unless she's using something to do it. Muscle mass is limited by your bone density so that you don't end up snapping your own bones in half with your muscles. Guys have denser bones, so they can build bigger muscles. Simple as that. The one study I could find somewhat related to this; there are better ones but I can't find them.
[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I thought for a moment that the couch bisons were Broki in disguise. But even Broki isn't that horrible.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
Broki is sneaky, you don't see him coming. You can smell a bison before you even see it. Not nearly sneaky enough.
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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Had a fat friend swear he had "super dense bones" and that's why he weighed so much. He got a DXA scan and was quite disappointed.
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[–] christy 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I'm finding this irritating, because the VS women put A LOT of work into their bodies.
Ha! I watched the show and I was picturing hams getting triggered when they were interviewing the models. One of them said something along the lines of, "I wish I could say it was genetics, but it's a lot of hard work. I go to the gym 5-6 times a week." Went on to say that it hurts to work out, and it's hard, but once you start seeing the results of squats, you're hooked.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
[–] WellThatsWeird 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This should be on billboards sponsored by governments around the world.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 1 point 45 points 46 points (+46|-1) ago
You look fine. Lifting weights doesn't make women look like men. It makes them look like goddesses.
Probably better get that black mark that covers her entire face checked out by a doctor though.
[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It drives me insane when fatasses call themselves "goddess". Gods must be strong.
[–] renosubject 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Good on you for putting those hams in their place. You look great by the way, I like that you took a candid shot. Those hams would probably have dressed up all dumb, plastered their faces, and had someone take their photo from on top of a ladder and they'd still look like shit.
[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks! I have no idea how those hams have time to get all "dolled" up for selfies. I'm not that busy and I certainly don't have time for it. Then again, I spend much more time in the gym than they do. And I shower regularly.