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[–] LeeryLucifer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Glorious. Well done.

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[–] DurinTheDeathles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol at "fupa trooper"

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[–] la_fupacabra 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

This was glorious. I hope they come back and you get to shame them again, just for our pleasure. And yours, of course

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If this ever happens again lll------lll, whisper in your boyfriends ear "Lift me up and spin me around!" That's a joy a butterbarge will never, ever enjoy!

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[–] Somali 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whenever that scenario happens within earshot I always make a point on hitting on the shitlady in a im nervous because you are so fit and gorgeous way possible.

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[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is awesome. The "no man would want that" followed immediately by a man hitting on "that" is excellent shitlording. Shows those hams.

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[–] Somali 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I also get a much better response than usually on average but I just chuck it up to karma :)

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[–] renosubject 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Good on you for putting those hams in their place. You look great by the way, I like that you took a candid shot. Those hams would probably have dressed up all dumb, plastered their faces, and had someone take their photo from on top of a ladder and they'd still look like shit.

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[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks! I have no idea how those hams have time to get all "dolled" up for selfies. I'm not that busy and I certainly don't have time for it. Then again, I spend much more time in the gym than they do. And I shower regularly.

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[–] ShortWarrior 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

6'3", blue eyes, long blonde hair, short beard

So tell me more about your boyfriend.

/s

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is he single?! /s

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

Yeah is your boyfriend single? lol

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or they might think he's a closet chubby chaser with a "skinny bitch" gf as a facade

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[–] lll------lll [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My first thought was: swinging kettlebells -> nicer butt -> more male attention. But then I realized they aren't capable of thinking ahead like that.

They probably ordered even more whipped cream on their beetus drink for their fee fees. I giggle just thinking about it.

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[–] MathunBeag ago  (edited ago)

If that was their logic then they must be horrified of the squat rack.

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