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[–] Kellam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My death will summon the Demon Prince Beelzebub, Lord of Sloth, who will come to take vengeance upon humanity for my death.

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[–] Prisoner072385 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When he gets around to it, right?

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[–] Kellam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tomorrow I swear.

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[–] Redditard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The brown note will be created, and the entire planet will simultaneously shit itself.

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[–] Prisoner072385 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So, all the chinos, then. Nice.

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[–] FringeSociety 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Absolutely fuck all. Nobody will even notice.

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[–] ServiceStud 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Odin will accept the sacrifice and the Norse will rise again. This time without any bullshit from desert dwellers.

I gladly give myself, Odin Alfader!

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[–] Whizwicky 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My death will reveal the last digit of pi. Turns out there is an end. The ritual doesn't say how long the number is, just the final digit, which is 4.

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

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[–] greycloud 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

it was radiation poison and the ritual was to create a nuclear fusion reaction that would cause a run away effect and consume all of the atoms on earth before the entire planet exploded. the reaction would be fast, nobody would suffer. the reaction threw out massive amounts of radiation as a singularity was formed and all the atoms were pulled into a tight orbit around it where they underwent fusion from the heat, causing the corona of the singularity to pull in everything and explode, the reaction would occur at speeds near c. i died before i even know i would be successful.

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[–] Al_Rubyx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It summons a demon dog that proceeds to fuck everything in the world.

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[–] Prisoner072385 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Insanity Wolf's origin story?

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