[–] fupatronic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Yay! I just came up with another way to make myself feel better about everyone finding me revolting! Teehee I'm so smart and clever!"
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Facebook has taught me that minions are the mascot for fat, middle aged women.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is... Wow, actually very accurate now that I think about it for a minute.
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"They are round and cute just like me! Tee hee! Plus I like really childish things!" Yup.
[–] human_harpoon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Soo by that logic, if I stab a hole in a fat person, it should deflate.
[–] SurgicalShitlord ago
I can unfortunately tell you that it doesn't work that way through personal experience. Pity.
[–] AOU 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Vaginal yeast infection.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wasn't that a Cannibal Corpse song? :P
[–] AOU 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for following :)