[–] uvulectomy 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
"...you should be eating at least BMR x 1.2 assuming you have a sedentary lifestyle."
So THAT'S where they've been going wrong. They keep misplacing the decimal point and eating BMR x 12 instead of 1.2. Stupid annoying decimal points. But then again, being a mayochugger does tend to affect vision. Beetus-blindness plus facial fat making you squint. No wonder the beasts always miss it. :P
[–] Fattiescantcount 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And the average height for women is 5'4". 1500 calories seems perfectly normal.