He is over 70. And if he's doing Cocaine, he's probably loaded. The right lawyer could make it all go away.
How do you make it to 70 without ever getting a speeding ticket? I mean to be fair, he was pulled over cause he forgot to turn his lights on. Maybe he's a super careful driver.
[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The cops reaction is so pure. Shits great.
[–] ChanceofRain 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think medical cocaine should be legal for the 70+
[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haven't done it myself, nor seen people on it in real life, but I'd imagine it wouldn't be something a 70+ person should do while driving.
[–] vacvape ago
Technically he was pulled over. Really it's about the same argument as coffee, except the sugar crash is much sooner and probably more extended. People get hardcore addicted to it and that's probably why this guy had to have a hit right then.
[–] Lev-ice 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It might speed them up a bit out on the roads.
[–] vacvape 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They can't legalize cocaine because it would compete with energy drank and energy drank is for kids.