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[–] Lag-wagon ago 

So... Did it work?

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[–] Pantsuit ago 

This guy is brilliant! That's a great way to keep the die hard believers off his truck, though I assume it wouldn't have any affect against anyone who doesn't crap their pants over a piece of meat.

This reminded me of that rumor about the Sergeant that had his men bring out pigs before some prisoners to be executed. The pigs were slaughtered and the men dipped their bullets in the blood before executing some extremists by firing squad, leaving one alive to tell everyone of what happened. Turns out [Snopes says it's just a rumor :](http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp)

Why aren't we doing similar things elsewhere? Take some non-haram (I couldn't care less whether that's spelled right) gelatin, mix up some water and apply a light coat on buildings, streets, benches, trees, light posts, mail boxes, etc.! Post large, obvious, multi-language posters to hang up in store-fronts and such to inform everyone that the area is coated in pork or w/e. That way, even if some knuckle-dragger blows himself up he'll be dooming his worthless viscera to splatter against all of that and losing out on a supposed-heaven.

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[–] Viropher ago 

I didnt understand a single word he said, but I comprehended everything he said.

Brilliant.

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[–] WaitingForHitler ago 

It won't be very effective. Should have bath the vehicle in pig blood.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango ago 

He laughs like an out of breath Emperor Palpatine.

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[–] Ekiph ago 

affixes

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[–] Maxcactus 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I hope that he has some disposable gloves to handle the rotten meat handles he has created.

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[–] Pantsuit ago  (edited ago)

Wow! That was brutal. Have an upvoat.

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[–] Stalgondo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bacon. Is there anything it can't do?

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