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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Their crabs-in-a-bucket sayings are really just another take on Chris-chan's Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha directed at the successful people he envies.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That still gets said to me on a regular basis by jealous fat guys.

I consumed 1,097 calories today and spent 1.5 hours at the gym, but they don't need to know my secret. They would probably call me a liar anyway.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Or anorexic.

Edit: I meant that as what fatties would call him. If he's on a cut or hasn't had dinner I wouldn't call someone anorexic.

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[–] landwhaleintolerance 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

1100 kcal does seem kinda low. Are you on a cut?

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[–] DeadHorseStick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was playing games last week and some 50 year old tried to pull that card on me, I come on this voat way to often and was far to drunk to put up with that shiz. Lol I'm not a big drunk just sometimes, man I bet that guy probably doesn't like me anymore.

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[–] brix 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh man, the fat curse. I worked in a call centre years ago and there was a bloke who would regularly wheel his chair over (yes, rather than get up and walk) to warn me, whilst patting his belly, that I'd get fat after working there a while. There were plenty of other normal-sized people there who'd been there for ages but I never pointed that out to him.

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[–] LeeryLucifer ago 

Good job.

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[–] AnoInc [S] ago 

Thank you. But we are here to hate fats. Not get congrats on staying human shaped.

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[–] hahawaitwhat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am about to graduate college and just wanted to thank you for this post. My family (and friends who gained the freshman 15/25/30) have been telling me the same things and your story gives me hope.

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[–] Thinspiration ago 

The number and excuses just keep growing, like they do.

16 - puberty changes everything 18 - when you go to college it'll happen 21 - you can start drinking and it wrecks you 25 - out of college you are going to have a hard time if you are career focused 30+ excuses just changes every 5 years.

Everyone being a normal human here needs no butt patting from me to know that you don't give in to these pile of lies.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Since I posted this, I got a new one from my mother. "Once you send your boy off to college, you'll feel the 'empty nest.'..."

Bull shit. When the boyo's out on his own. My wife and I will pick right back up on the travelling we put on pause when we found out we were having the little monkey butt.

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[–] Thinspiration ago 

Exactly. My life is in control and it bends to my will. Things just don't happen to me and I'm some kind of victim.

People need to stop giving up and start acting like they are million of years of evolution.