[–] wheatstorm 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
At least we all know the skinny coworker wont eat it. Hence why those things are jealous.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
I hope the skinny coworker pretends to eat it and then stays thin and melts their fat brains.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I hope she eats it all in front of their faces, slowly chewing it going MMMMM... MMMM... nom nom nom nom... pulls up her shirt slightly, baring her tight flat stomach, rubbing it in a circular motion all the while.
TRIGGERED!
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[–] Officedrone 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
This. But sometimes when I like to troll I'll gorge on office snacks in front of the fatties and then eat less at home so I stay withing my kcal limit. Training those genetics.
[–] BunnytheSlayer [S] 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
I like to do that to my fat coworker. Eat a cupcake or some shit and then not get fat. They're funny when theyre confused.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Top it off by saying you can't gain weight no matter how many you eat. If they try to overfeed you, just say you already had a couple danishes with your breakfast and are full.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The holidays are awesome for triggering fatties. I don't really watch what I eat at all and so it looks like I eat more than they do but remain fit.
I usually end up 3-5 pounds heavier but that's pretty trivial to lose.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Who wants to bet the dynamic is like with this bitch?
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love how they cry about condishuns and genutukcs all goddamn day long, but they know the truth. They damn well know it's their gluttony keeping them fat.
If they truly believed their HAES horseshit, they wouldn't try and do this, for the same reasons they claim they can't lose weight.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Once again we see yet another case where obeasts use food as a weapon.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This is how jealous fats are of non-fats. Their coworker isn't even there, she's way back in the office, she hasn't done anything to them, she may not have even spoken to them today; but she's in their minds because all they can think about is how fat they are and how much they hate that. They are out for coffee where a normal person would think about coffee, or chatting with their friend, or hobbies, or the weekend, or work, or goals, or anything, but fats' lives are centred around being fat and how much they know it.
[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They probably gave her food and then queued the creepy one of us chant