[–] joshy83 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like when we switch someone to a standing lift, and they get mad because they don't want a lift and are too fat to be at home. They wont stand and end up not bearing any weight and hurting themselves. Then I like to see their faces when we change them to a full mechanical lift after they pull that shit.
[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Satire. I think. But unfortunately, really close to reality.
[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hahaha I love it. I wish that was real because I almost bench 300(270) and I wouldn't mind living in Atlanta. Unfortunately it seems that this piece while satirical will indeed become the future because human nurses will continue to struggle with lifting grease behemoths especially as the number that they'll have to treat continues to rise.
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wait... I thought gomerblog was supposed to be satire. When did they start penning legit news?
[–] JustTruthful 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fatshaming ableist nursing homes not hiring big and beautiful people! Thank God for those firefighter and police fat quotas /s
[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Any fat fuck shouldn't be lifted or moved if they can't move themselves due to their weight. Let them sit somewhere and lose weight until they can be moved.
My friends pick me up all the time, it's so fun! I can't imagine ever gorging so much to the point where that isn't possible anymore. Those porkers are bringing it on themselves.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is entirely true. I am only in Nursing School, but I have worked as a PCA/CNA for many years. If you can lift you will have a job!
[–] Captain_Trips ago
Wow, fuck these people. What you need is a good dietician and a good personal trainer