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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is entirely true. I am only in Nursing School, but I have worked as a PCA/CNA for many years. If you can lift you will have a job!

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[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Any fat fuck shouldn't be lifted or moved if they can't move themselves due to their weight. Let them sit somewhere and lose weight until they can be moved.

My friends pick me up all the time, it's so fun! I can't imagine ever gorging so much to the point where that isn't possible anymore. Those porkers are bringing it on themselves.

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[–] Captain_Trips ago 

Gomerblog talked with Henry Pick, brother of Ralph Pick, who sued Atlanta General Hospital for infliction of emotional distress.

“Six of us rolled in one day when Rodney was supposed to go for a stress test. We walk into his room and somehow they had his butt way up in the air and his head pointed down. I still get nightmares. We’ve got a good lawyer.”

Wow, fuck these people. What you need is a good dietician and a good personal trainer

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wait... I thought gomerblog was supposed to be satire. When did they start penning legit news?

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[–] joshy83 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like when we switch someone to a standing lift, and they get mad because they don't want a lift and are too fat to be at home. They wont stand and end up not bearing any weight and hurting themselves. Then I like to see their faces when we change them to a full mechanical lift after they pull that shit.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hahaha I love it. I wish that was real because I almost bench 300(270) and I wouldn't mind living in Atlanta. Unfortunately it seems that this piece while satirical will indeed become the future because human nurses will continue to struggle with lifting grease behemoths especially as the number that they'll have to treat continues to rise.

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Satire. I think. But unfortunately, really close to reality.