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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  1. You're built like a fat sack of shit, not like a linebacker.
  2. If you don't fit in the seat, you don't fly. How are you shocked they didn't offer another solution? What could they offer, to cut off 5 pounds of your love handles so you could squish into the seat?
  3. Why the fuck should the "elderly petite woman" have to move her seat because you don't fit in yours?? She shouldn't have to be inconvenienced by your shitty life decisions
  4. A former marine should know better than to let himself go like that.
  5. "..the company has launched an investigation" - hopefully into how the fat fuck was allowed on the plane in the first place!!

You know how they have those little stands where you can check the size of your carry-on?? They should start offering seats where you can check your body size - if you can't fit into the seat easily, you're forced to buy a second seat.

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[–] NPBFatpatrol [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

In the interview he went on to cry that he has only received 3 apology emails and a lousy 10k airline miles credited to his account. Wahhhhhh.

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

While the little old lady only gets the satisfaction of not being sexually assaulted for 6 hours by lardbutts saggy overflow.

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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you kidding me??? I had an instance where an ex and I were traveling from coast to coast in the US and were delayed seven hours - both ways.

We were delayed a total of 14 hours in a single trip. Do you know what I received? Jack squat. We weren't even placed on the first available flights to our destinations!!

Fucker can't spare an ounce of self control and has the gall to bitch about 3 apologies and 10k airline miles. What a waste of oxygen.

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[–] Aynus3 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Actual NFL linebacker for reference.

In other words, an actual outlier for obesity vs. someone who thinks they are.

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[–] TallBlondeShitlady 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OH my..... thanks for that! sigh

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"The worst part was being treated as if I was some sort of criminal. Not only a criminal, but a fat criminal,"

It's like he subconsciously acknowledges that fat criminals are lower than regular criminals.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This fuckup is a former Marine, he knows better. Disgusting.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I find it fascinating that instead of treating this as an eye-opener that it's time to fucking lose some weight, he is viewing this as some sort of attack on him.

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[–] Captain_Trips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Chris Shelley claimed he was kicked off the plane because he weighs a few more pounds,

No, not a few. A fucking lot. Typical selfish fat.....and she's that asshole for not wanting to share a seat with a sweaty douchey blob?

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[–] fupa_control 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If I were AA, I wouldn't have given this fat fuck anything except the opportunity to buy another seat.

Completely off topic, but I love KFI.

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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