Guys, this is the gentle porpoise, also known as the sea cow. It's lobbying for the rights of its fellow larger sized marine mammals. As for hams, they should go live in the sea as well. Some would die, at first, which would be funny, but eventually they would adapt and learn to absorb oxygen through their skin that has up to 500 billion times the area of a person. They would lazily float in the ocean and beg tourists in boats for scraps. It might even be cute.
[–] Captain_Trips ago
He looks pretty cozy right there, sitting under a 300 lb blanket of fat