[–] hubshubrub [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think many of you will be tickled to know that this hambeast works at Foley & LARDner.
[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you sure he's not some kind of alien space rhino wearing a human skin suit, sent to destroy Earth from within?
[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is one fucking disgusting thing. The reason I love this sub: I am not, and never will be anywhere remotely close to the size of this buttertub. Holy fuck how can someone lack such self respect for themselves? Guess that's why he's a lobbyist. He probably ate his McD's lunch on the bathroom floor. Fat fucking piece of fucking shit. I HATE FAT PEOPLE!!!!!
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[–] hubshubrub [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We have plenty of planets on both sides here. I'm disgusted by a lot of them.
[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago
What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.
That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've seen this episode of Family Guy. He's representing the smoking industry until Stewie gets addicted to cigarettes.
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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I pine for the days where Mr. Creosote was a ridiculous parody instead of an everyday reality.
[–] PassingShip 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I came in to offer a wafer thin mint.