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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

BLOBBYIST!

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[–] Sandow 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Underrated post.

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is one fucking disgusting thing. The reason I love this sub: I am not, and never will be anywhere remotely close to the size of this buttertub. Holy fuck how can someone lack such self respect for themselves? Guess that's why he's a lobbyist. He probably ate his McD's lunch on the bathroom floor. Fat fucking piece of fucking shit. I HATE FAT PEOPLE!!!!!

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you sure he's not some kind of alien space rhino wearing a human skin suit, sent to destroy Earth from within?

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[–] LittleBittz ago 

Wtf? Looks like one of his ham legs is way bigger than the other.

Probably beetus-leg.

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[–] PassingShip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I came in to offer a wafer thin mint.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I pine for the days where Mr. Creosote was a ridiculous parody instead of an everyday reality.

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[–] chodie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That dude is carrying around a built-in pillow and blanket with him wherever he goes, it looks like he's about to fall asleep, too.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But it probably smells like the cat pissed on it.

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[–] Warden ago 

I can hear the wheezing from all the way here.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've seen this episode of Family Guy. He's representing the smoking industry until Stewie gets addicted to cigarettes.

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