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[–] ThisIsntMe123 ago 

Lobby*

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[–] SirBertyBeetus ago 

Somebody offer him a wafer thin mint...

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[–] CJFish ago 

Well, in fairness it would be impossible not to be "cozy" with him in any non-gymnasium-sized room.

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At such an obscene weight, everything must be a chore. I'm always amazed when I see that somebody that far gone still somehow manages to work and earn money. The willpower this must require. I mean, look at it. It looks like even just sitting on its gargantuan ass hurts everywhere. At no time during the day will it feel comfortable. Ever. The physical pain (let alone the mental anguish) it goes through every day must be far greater than whatever discomfort it could possibly have to endure if it would just lose weight.

Do not mistake the above for fat sympathy. May the flobbyist perish in a grease fire.

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[–] Sydviciouz ago 

The thumbnail looks like Humpty Dumpty.

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[–] Chance 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fun fact: With whatever money they're paying him off with, he can afford to buy all the thin/attractive/fit (albeit shitty moral character) prostitutes that he wants.

Just for some mental imagery.

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago 

What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH ago 

I hate you a little bit right now.

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[–] nothanks ago 

It's disappointing to know this blob has any influence with lawmakers.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've seen this episode of Family Guy. He's representing the smoking industry until Stewie gets addicted to cigarettes.

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