[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago
What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.
That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.
[–] LittleBittz ago
Wtf? Looks like one of his ham legs is way bigger than the other.
Probably beetus-leg.
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[–] hubshubrub [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We have plenty of planets on both sides here. I'm disgusted by a lot of them.
[–] RenryHollins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That, or he's got a really whacky hairdo.
[–] chodie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That dude is carrying around a built-in pillow and blanket with him wherever he goes, it looks like he's about to fall asleep, too.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But it probably smells like the cat pissed on it.