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[–] chodie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That dude is carrying around a built-in pillow and blanket with him wherever he goes, it looks like he's about to fall asleep, too.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But it probably smells like the cat pissed on it.

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[–] Chance 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fun fact: With whatever money they're paying him off with, he can afford to buy all the thin/attractive/fit (albeit shitty moral character) prostitutes that he wants.

Just for some mental imagery.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH ago 

I hate you a little bit right now.

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago 

What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.

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[–] LittleBittz ago 

Wtf? Looks like one of his ham legs is way bigger than the other.

Probably beetus-leg.

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[–] hubshubrub [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We have plenty of planets on both sides here. I'm disgusted by a lot of them.

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[–] nothanks ago 

It's disappointing to know this blob has any influence with lawmakers.

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[–] CJFish ago 

Well, in fairness it would be impossible not to be "cozy" with him in any non-gymnasium-sized room.

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[–] ilieksnow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks like he is part of the support beam.

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[–] RenryHollins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That, or he's got a really whacky hairdo.