[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago
What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.
That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
At such an obscene weight, everything must be a chore. I'm always amazed when I see that somebody that far gone still somehow manages to work and earn money. The willpower this must require. I mean, look at it. It looks like even just sitting on its gargantuan ass hurts everywhere. At no time during the day will it feel comfortable. Ever. The physical pain (let alone the mental anguish) it goes through every day must be far greater than whatever discomfort it could possibly have to endure if it would just lose weight.
Do not mistake the above for fat sympathy. May the flobbyist perish in a grease fire.
[–] nothanks ago
It's disappointing to know this blob has any influence with lawmakers.