0
1

[–] chodie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That dude is carrying around a built-in pillow and blanket with him wherever he goes, it looks like he's about to fall asleep, too.

0
1

[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But it probably smells like the cat pissed on it.

0
1

[–] ilieksnow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks like he is part of the support beam.

0
1

[–] RenryHollins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That, or he's got a really whacky hairdo.

0
2

[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is one fucking disgusting thing. The reason I love this sub: I am not, and never will be anywhere remotely close to the size of this buttertub. Holy fuck how can someone lack such self respect for themselves? Guess that's why he's a lobbyist. He probably ate his McD's lunch on the bathroom floor. Fat fucking piece of fucking shit. I HATE FAT PEOPLE!!!!!

0
3

[–] hubshubrub [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think many of you will be tickled to know that this hambeast works at Foley & LARDner.

0
3

[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you sure he's not some kind of alien space rhino wearing a human skin suit, sent to destroy Earth from within?

0
4

[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's as wide as three humans!

0
5

[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At such an obscene weight, everything must be a chore. I'm always amazed when I see that somebody that far gone still somehow manages to work and earn money. The willpower this must require. I mean, look at it. It looks like even just sitting on its gargantuan ass hurts everywhere. At no time during the day will it feel comfortable. Ever. The physical pain (let alone the mental anguish) it goes through every day must be far greater than whatever discomfort it could possibly have to endure if it would just lose weight.

Do not mistake the above for fat sympathy. May the flobbyist perish in a grease fire.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[Deleted]

0
1

[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I pine for the days where Mr. Creosote was a ridiculous parody instead of an everyday reality.

0
1

[–] PassingShip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I came in to offer a wafer thin mint.

load more comments ▼ (7 remaining)