[–] thenotorioussdc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 5 years ago
If mine and my boyfriend's child turns out to look like this, it's getting sent to the SPCA.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5 years ago
Looks half ogre.
[–] HipsterFreak 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5 years ago
Looks full mayo.
But seriously those are some scary eyebrows. I don't know why but fat blond ladies with blond eyebrows are fucking unsettling.
[–] c-fox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5 years ago
Half Hutt would be more accurate.
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5 years ago
Maybe half gollumese...
[–] BioRito 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5 years ago
Well, she does look like Godzilla's daughter, so there's that.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5 years ago
He has a son, Godzooky.
[–] sharkxie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5 years ago
I think I recognize her! This is that wart-faced troll that lives under bridges in fairy tales! Anyone got some rope? or a woodsman with a chainsaw?
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5 years ago
I have a trio of goats.
[–] IIzz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5 years ago
Tell me the truth or ill get angry... or rather tell me what I want to hear.
[–] thenotorioussdc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If mine and my boyfriend's child turns out to look like this, it's getting sent to the SPCA.