[–] christy 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
She thinks the chick took a picture of her to make fun of her. Yet, the world revolves around the ham.
Everything else makes her sound like a shitty gym member. I'm guessing her version of 'wiping' down a machine it to take a towel and graze it over the buttons and ignore everywhere her ham hands touch. I've seen people do that, and it annoys me.
She left her gym bag on the bench, what the fuck? Does that really need to be explained? "I really feel like that's a crack about the size of my clothes" No it was a crack at you being an inconsiderate fucktard.
Did the chick roll her eyes or move them to avoid eye contact... or did she roll her eyes because the ham gave her a snarky smile? I'm guessing ham bitchyness was involved.
"I'm always making a mess and that she really doesn't appreciate it." You left your clothes out, and probably do a half assed machine wipe. Sounds legit.
[–] lefthandpath 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
"I'm always making a mess and that she really doesn't appreciate it."
It is in r/relationships. :(
[–] Bunraku 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Even if the cardio bunny is being bitchy and it's not just shit being magnified by a fat person's ego, this is some pretty elegant bitchiness. She is hitting the sweet spot of shaming getting through to the target, without things being overt enough to warrant a legitimate complaint.
Dumping her clothes into a plus-size pile on the floor AND calling her out to her face AND registering a complaint first, before the fat fuck gets a chance... she is on point.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What a whinny "little" baby. It should go die, and stay away from the gym.
[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd give that pig the stink-eye, too: totally ignoring gym etiquette is bad. It has nothing to do with her being a porker (although she'd get eye-rolls from me for that as well). But hams always want their heads patted and their fee-fees soothed with cookies and milk.
[–] ham_soda 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
What do you bet a version of this totally true story ends up on TITP in the near future. I noticed that in her sympathy-fishing tale that the mean girl takes one selfie with her on the background, but in the comments it's become multiple pictures. Gotta keep your lies straight, hammie!
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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've done that. It's because the machine still stank. So glad to be at a private gym now.
[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Jesus fuck I would have said something to her. My gym time is sacred. I'm a full time working student mom and that hour at the gym is precious to me.
Take a treadmill right next to me? I've jumped off a treadmill mid run, wiped it off, and moved over to the adjacent one just BECAUSE I've had smelly fucking hams do this shit or hell, even fit hot guys. It's annoying to see your waving arms and jiggling shit.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
" I get kind of sweaty when I run and maybe I smelled? But that's everyone at the gym."
No. Sweat doesn't stink. It's the bacteria that causes the odor. You probably have more odor than you realize.
I'm amazed that some people don't understand the treadmill etiquette of leaving an empty machine between runners (unless they're all otherwise in use). You wouldn't sit right next to a stranger in a sparsely crowded theater, would you? Why would you want someone sweaty and bouncing/running right next to you?
[–] Purple_Raven 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I agree with that! If someone tried to take the treadmill next to me I'd glare and them and say something snarky. And the putting thing on the floor when it's in the way, I totally would. If it kept happening I'd throw it in the trash. U treat your stuff like trash why shouldn't I?
[–] billcat1969 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
" I get kind of sweaty when I run and maybe I smelled? But that's everyone at the gym."
Just by this sentence we know that, yes, she smells alright, and she fucking knows it
[–] hunt_the_fatties [S] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
These are Victim Pig's heavily downvoted comments. Even the other porks think she's bad.
[–] blower85 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I can't believe that she thinks leaving her shit all over the locker room while she showers is ok but someone gently moving it out of their way is rude. No, what's rude is leaving your shit everywhere.
the OP is a total gym noob and was called out.
[–] Purple_Raven 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But she only showed for "five minutes" so it's ok. In actually that's probably how long it takes to wash under 1/3 a folder.
[–] Vermality 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is such a cunt ting to say as well. Leaving her shit everywhere is fine because she didn't know it was a bad thing to do, but if someone chucks it on the floor they're an asshole, they should of asked her first. While the fat fuck us in the shower. What kind of retarded logic is that
[–] uberdoober 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'll bet $50 that the TV was showing Food network.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Having food on a screen in front of her is the only way to make her waddle faster.