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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Will ISIS get bored during the journey around him and go home?

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[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd assume they'd disintegrate on approach, burning up in his atmosphere.

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[–] salad_monger 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Best comment I've seen on here. I wish I can give you all the upvoats.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He could block quite a lot of an explosion.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Operation Human-Ham Shield

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bacon flying everywhere.

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They'll lure him in with pies. They won't even need to set a trap, he'll just stay and eat the pies, totally ignoring his duties.

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[–] rshackleford252525 ago 

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

At first I thought you were talking about the guy in front, and I was about to say he may be a bit too heavy but most of that is probably gear.

Then II realized the object in the background wasn't a wrecking ball.

How can a creature be so perfectly spherical?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Had to go back and check after your comment cause I too thought it was the guy in the front.

Holy damn.

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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Noo Yawk Police Depahtment at its finest. It's a race to the death. Who is more likely to blow himself up into smithereens, Ahmed the suicide bomber or this fatass gas giant?

But seriously, fuck terrorists and fuck ISIS.

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What if ISIS goes at a brisk walk? We are doomed!

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[–] blue5car 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Between the ISIS and the Fats, we're pretty much fucked.

Attacked from without and within.

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[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He doesn't need body armour. His many layers of adipose tissue will stop dead anything short of 7.62 AP ammunition.

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