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[–] 3302498? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, he will protect us from ice cream.

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No. But he shouldn't be a regular police officer either.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Will ISIS get bored during the journey around him and go home?

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[–] salad_monger 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Best comment I've seen on here. I wish I can give you all the upvoats.

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[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd assume they'd disintegrate on approach, burning up in his atmosphere.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He could block quite a lot of an explosion.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Operation Human-Ham Shield

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bacon flying everywhere.

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They'll lure him in with pies. They won't even need to set a trap, he'll just stay and eat the pies, totally ignoring his duties.

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[–] rshackleford252525 ago 

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[–] tugboats_nd_arson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Alongside Linda Clarke right?

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[–] ShitlordWithCheese 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My cousin is ex-military, but has since turned into a giant planet. He's constantly posting shit on Facebook about how when the muslims attack this country, we are going to need men like him to save us. Obviously, that will never happen, but fat fucks don't even realize how worthless they would actually be if it did.

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

when the muslims attack this country

He's going to be waiting a long time.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You don't count people like the Boston bombers? Were they not Muslim refugees?

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[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He doesn't need body armour. His many layers of adipose tissue will stop dead anything short of 7.62 AP ammunition.

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