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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Will ISIS get bored during the journey around him and go home?
[–] salad_monger 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Best comment I've seen on here. I wish I can give you all the upvoats.
[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'd assume they'd disintegrate on approach, burning up in his atmosphere.
[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Operation Human-Ham Shield
[–] ShitlordWithCheese 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My cousin is ex-military, but has since turned into a giant planet. He's constantly posting shit on Facebook about how when the muslims attack this country, we are going to need men like him to save us. Obviously, that will never happen, but fat fucks don't even realize how worthless they would actually be if it did.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You don't count people like the Boston bombers? Were they not Muslim refugees?
[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He doesn't need body armour. His many layers of adipose tissue will stop dead anything short of 7.62 AP ammunition.
[–] 3302498? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, he will protect us from ice cream.