[–] splazoinka 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well...he can certainly consume all their food and starve them to death.
[–] Purple_Raven ago (edited ago)
So I know nothing about bombs but let's say you used a fat person to cover a bomb, would that mean the bomb would hurt less people vs a fit person throwing themselves on it to protect others? Because if so I found their purpose! (But I'm seriously curious so if anyone can answer please do!)
[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What if ISIS goes at a brisk walk? We are doomed!
[–] ShitArchon ago
The terrorists are now too fat to be suicide bombers and the cops are too fat to do anything about the terrorists.
They're a perfect match for each other.