[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well I suppose if he jumped on an IED that his corpulence would soak up the shrapnel better than a thin person.
[–] ShitlordWithCheese 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My cousin is ex-military, but has since turned into a giant planet. He's constantly posting shit on Facebook about how when the muslims attack this country, we are going to need men like him to save us. Obviously, that will never happen, but fat fucks don't even realize how worthless they would actually be if it did.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You don't count people like the Boston bombers? Were they not Muslim refugees?
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[–] splazoinka 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well...he can certainly consume all their food and starve them to death.
[–] ShitArchon ago
The terrorists are now too fat to be suicide bombers and the cops are too fat to do anything about the terrorists.
[–] 3302498? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, he will protect us from ice cream.