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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Noo Yawk Police Depahtment at its finest. It's a race to the death. Who is more likely to blow himself up into smithereens, Ahmed the suicide bomber or this fatass gas giant?

But seriously, fuck terrorists and fuck ISIS.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

At first I thought you were talking about the guy in front, and I was about to say he may be a bit too heavy but most of that is probably gear.

Then II realized the object in the background wasn't a wrecking ball.

How can a creature be so perfectly spherical?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Had to go back and check after your comment cause I too thought it was the guy in the front.

Holy damn.

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[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well I suppose if he jumped on an IED that his corpulence would soak up the shrapnel better than a thin person.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Between the ISIS and the Fats, we're pretty much fucked.

Attacked from without and within.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce ago 

He would be a good bullet sponge.

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What if ISIS goes at a brisk walk? We are doomed!

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[–] geese ago 

well, pig is haram.

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[–] Purple_Raven ago  (edited ago)

So I know nothing about bombs but let's say you used a fat person to cover a bomb, would that mean the bomb would hurt less people vs a fit person throwing themselves on it to protect others? Because if so I found their purpose! (But I'm seriously curious so if anyone can answer please do!)

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