[–] DessertFox 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
At first I thought you were talking about the guy in front, and I was about to say he may be a bit too heavy but most of that is probably gear.
Then II realized the object in the background wasn't a wrecking ball.
How can a creature be so perfectly spherical?
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Had to go back and check after your comment cause I too thought it was the guy in the front.
Holy damn.
[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well I suppose if he jumped on an IED that his corpulence would soak up the shrapnel better than a thin person.
[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What if ISIS goes at a brisk walk? We are doomed!
[–] Purple_Raven ago (edited ago)
So I know nothing about bombs but let's say you used a fat person to cover a bomb, would that mean the bomb would hurt less people vs a fit person throwing themselves on it to protect others? Because if so I found their purpose! (But I'm seriously curious so if anyone can answer please do!)
[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Noo Yawk Police Depahtment at its finest. It's a race to the death. Who is more likely to blow himself up into smithereens, Ahmed the suicide bomber or this fatass gas giant?
But seriously, fuck terrorists and fuck ISIS.