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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They'll lure him in with pies. They won't even need to set a trap, he'll just stay and eat the pies, totally ignoring his duties.

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[–] rshackleford252525 ago 

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He could block quite a lot of an explosion.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Operation Human-Ham Shield

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bacon flying everywhere.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Will ISIS get bored during the journey around him and go home?

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[–] salad_monger 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Best comment I've seen on here. I wish I can give you all the upvoats.

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[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd assume they'd disintegrate on approach, burning up in his atmosphere.