[–] thatFUPAtho [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I was at Sephora and I was completely overwhelmed by the amount of hams I saw. I live in Los Angeles and this is in an upscale mall, not in the middle of Mississippi somewhere (no disrespect to Southern shitlords). I originally intended to capture the ham that was using a cane at the ripe old age of maybe 26, clearly due to "condishuns", but there were just so many hams in this store that another one happened to sneak in the shot.
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Motherfucker. You should have torn out his fucking beard with mailing tape and beaten his fat fucking head into a bloody pulp with the cane. Then written "FPH was here" on his forehead in red lipstick.
God damn it. Where the fuck are Alex and his droogs to commit acts of ultraviolence against these fat, fat hams?
[–] Pepper-theDoctor 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
motherfucker, offense is taken. The reason the south has so many fatasses is because we have most of the minorities. I hope this isnt news to v/fatpeoplehate but the white American population's obesity rate is not notably out of line with European countries.
This fatass is no more likely to be in MS than CA.
[–] uberdoober 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
But but but the minorities are the ones who cook all the delicious texmex I reward myself with once a week! /s
[–] OhGoodGwief 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's probably the same deal as neckbeards with a fedora. They just think it makes them look cool or sophisticated, when we all really just roll our eyes at them. Saw a couple of them when I was going to college.
[–] CherryLime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He doesn't even look fat enough to even need a cane! Maybe he's doing it for attention. Hams crave any kind of attention.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe, but I know one that has been on a cane since he was in his early 20s. He graduated to a walker in his early 30s, and it's fairly likely that he'll die soon. He's too stupid to figure out how to get on assistance.
[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My guess is he hurt his knee or hip, and since his body is going to take a long time to heal properly (being fat and all) he felt a cane was his least humiliating option). But he was mistaken.
[–] trippydicky ago
Exactly. No way anyone he would find sexually attractive (oh god the embarrassment) would give him the time of day, so he probably thinks canes will be a great way to woo m'ladies.
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That GORGEOUS eye bleach on the left...
[–] PrincessVB 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was an athlete who was overweight. I played hockey and my playstyle was putting too much pressure and weight on my joints- I liked to fake out opponents into thinking I was going to either try to push through them or fake one direction then change it. I was too heavy and not in good enough shape to do it. I had to walk with a cane at the age of 24 for weeks and stop playing.
I changed diet and lost 20 lbs., and my play style has remained the same. No more joint issues, either.
[–] AichSmize 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
And here I am, 50+, hiking up mountains. Fat destroys life.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yep. Just turned 49 last weekend. If I could nourish myself on stink eye from fat women, I'd never have to eat again.
[–] asesnic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My grandfather, age 84, climbed Longs Peak (a 14k+ foot peak) a month or two ago with me. He had absolutely no problem with it, and this pathetic fuck can't even walk from the cash register to the table at McDonalds.
[–] salad_monger 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Your grandfather is a BAMF.