"Hello, and welcome to Vlad's Coal Emporium. We've got all types of coal! Big lumps, small lumps... Lumps in the middle! If you want coal, we've got some for you! For a limited time only, prove to use that you've lost weight, and we will give you free coal! Free fucking coal! Woweee!"
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"Hello, and welcome to Vlad's Coal Emporium. We've got all types of coal! Big lumps, small lumps... Lumps in the middle! If you want coal, we've got some for you! For a limited time only, prove to use that you've lost weight, and we will give you free coal! Free fucking coal! Woweee!"