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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Must be her genetically short arms. Yeah. That's the ticket. 'Scuse me for a second. (vomits in wastebasket) Welp, I think we're just about done here.

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[–] out_of_babylon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's the elephant in the room.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A "purge"? :)

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[–] SugarIsPoison ago 

Oh dear god, that is so gross.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So Lauren Graham Cracker Crust?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I think it goes something like;

"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.

I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.

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[–] Thinchick 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I have never heard the phrase "Jill off" before. I love it!!

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If she can't reach her clit, she can't reach her piss hole or her ass hole either.

:x

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was my first thought. mini barf

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dammit. I hadn't thought of that. Thank you for the image. Blech.

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[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to take care of myself when the mood strikes me.

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[–] fphliveson 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I like how hamplanets use the word "tummy" to describe their disgusting fat guts?

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

As we all know, it's an attempt to make their obesity sound 'cute' and 'adorable'. Classic.

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[–] bitchindietitian 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Her use of the word "lusty" made me cringe. I already associated "lusty" as a code for those cheapo romance novels that were written exclusively for the sexless butterballs of humanity. Also if you can't reach your clit you probably should be using the money for the sex toys on a gym membership or some type of workout equipment and better food. They wonder why people get grossed out by this because it's "just another human need", but the average normal weight human play with themselves just fine without needing to use a toy to physically get one off. They really are disgusting and delusional.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One of my fat aunts had a job editing the Harlequin romance novels. At the time, since I was a child and surrounded by fats, I only thought it was strange because she's also Mormon.

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I look at her and I actually get nauseous. So sickening looking. Our natural revulsion against sickly and unhealthy people.

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

To me she looks like a cross between Miss Piggy and Jabba the Hut.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lol like it's something that just changes with the day.

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