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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I think it goes something like;
"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."
[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.
I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.
[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was my first thought. mini barf
[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?
[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Thin privilege is being able to take care of myself when the mood strikes me.
[–] fphliveson 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I like how hamplanets use the word "tummy" to describe their disgusting fat guts?
[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
As we all know, it's an attempt to make their obesity sound 'cute' and 'adorable'. Classic.
[–] bitchindietitian 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Her use of the word "lusty" made me cringe. I already associated "lusty" as a code for those cheapo romance novels that were written exclusively for the sexless butterballs of humanity. Also if you can't reach your clit you probably should be using the money for the sex toys on a gym membership or some type of workout equipment and better food. They wonder why people get grossed out by this because it's "just another human need", but the average normal weight human play with themselves just fine without needing to use a toy to physically get one off. They really are disgusting and delusional.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I look at her and I actually get nauseous. So sickening looking. Our natural revulsion against sickly and unhealthy people.
[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
To me she looks like a cross between Miss Piggy and Jabba the Hut.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Must be her genetically short arms. Yeah. That's the ticket. 'Scuse me for a second. (vomits in wastebasket) Welp, I think we're just about done here.
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[–] out_of_babylon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's the elephant in the room.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A "purge"? :)
[–] SugarIsPoison ago
Oh dear god, that is so gross.