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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just get a small vibe from a normal people store. Don't let the big blue whale ruin such a beautiful thing for you!

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[–] hardboostn 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to masturbate.

Genetically shorter arms? Lololol. Seriously? Who has arms ( excusing people born with a birthdefect) too short to masturbate? Hahaha.

Of course you know they aint wipin ass either....

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's actually a thing. Not everyone has the same bone lengths and proportions relative to their height. But we're talking a difference of like, an inch, maybe. Definitely nowhere near "not being able to beat your meat like it owes you money short". Once again, fatties gonna fat.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, normal figure probably has arms ending by the middle of the thights. Some shorter, some longer.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

5'1", 350lb: "I don't like the hook-up culture. I think it's unhealthy."

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

" . . . unlike triple bacon cheeseburgers and Oreo milkshakes . . ."

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

HAHA its logic is brilliant, isn't it?

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Just cradled my penis and told him I'll never let a gunt stop our love.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I love how they have to declare themselves to be "sex positive". Bitch, everyone should be sex positive because sex is awesome and it's a basic human drive.

Normal people that is. For land whales it's so gross and difficult that apparently you have to declare that you somehow still like smashing your fupas together and risking a heart attack with every passing minute.

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[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

TIL that cock-gobbling should be an Olympic sport worthy of a medal.

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[–] geddy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If you are one of those women, and you have all this shame, and you masturbate 21 days in a row, you'll realize, "My 350-pound, 5'1", fat body can create all of this pleasure."

DIE IN A FIRE FOR PUTTING THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD. DIE, DIE, DIE.

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[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Deepthroating cupcakes.

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If I couldn't reach my clit I would fucking lose some of my stomach! Damn! If it's that hard for me to reach wtf is someone else going to do with it?!

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