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[–] geddy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If you are one of those women, and you have all this shame, and you masturbate 21 days in a row, you'll realize, "My 350-pound, 5'1", fat body can create all of this pleasure."

DIE IN A FIRE FOR PUTTING THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD. DIE, DIE, DIE.

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[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Deepthroating cupcakes.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So Lauren Graham Cracker Crust?

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Just cradled my penis and told him I'll never let a gunt stop our love.

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[–] fphliveson 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I like how hamplanets use the word "tummy" to describe their disgusting fat guts?

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

As we all know, it's an attempt to make their obesity sound 'cute' and 'adorable'. Classic.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

5'1", 350lb: "I don't like the hook-up culture. I think it's unhealthy."

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

HAHA its logic is brilliant, isn't it?

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

" . . . unlike triple bacon cheeseburgers and Oreo milkshakes . . ."

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[–] hardboostn 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to masturbate.

Genetically shorter arms? Lololol. Seriously? Who has arms ( excusing people born with a birthdefect) too short to masturbate? Hahaha.

Of course you know they aint wipin ass either....

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's actually a thing. Not everyone has the same bone lengths and proportions relative to their height. But we're talking a difference of like, an inch, maybe. Definitely nowhere near "not being able to beat your meat like it owes you money short". Once again, fatties gonna fat.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, normal figure probably has arms ending by the middle of the thights. Some shorter, some longer.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Must be her genetically short arms. Yeah. That's the ticket. 'Scuse me for a second. (vomits in wastebasket) Welp, I think we're just about done here.

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[–] SugarIsPoison ago 

Oh dear god, that is so gross.

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[–] out_of_babylon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's the elephant in the room.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A "purge"? :)

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If she can't reach her clit, she can't reach her piss hole or her ass hole either.

:x

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dammit. I hadn't thought of that. Thank you for the image. Blech.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was my first thought. mini barf

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[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?

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[–] Thinchick 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I have never heard the phrase "Jill off" before. I love it!!

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I think it goes something like;

"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.

I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.