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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I love how they have to declare themselves to be "sex positive". Bitch, everyone should be sex positive because sex is awesome and it's a basic human drive.

Normal people that is. For land whales it's so gross and difficult that apparently you have to declare that you somehow still like smashing your fupas together and risking a heart attack with every passing minute.

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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just get a small vibe from a normal people store. Don't let the big blue whale ruin such a beautiful thing for you!

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lol like it's something that just changes with the day.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know that sounds weird, but some women are born with shorter arms.

Yeah, that's defo the issue.

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[–] Zephoria 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I recommend never reading that article.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How the fuck can they not be able to reach their clit and yet think nothing is wrong!?!? I could not exist like that. It is so messed up.

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[–] Rawscent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There should be a list of the steps to fat hell. I think 'I can't reach my clitorus' should be in the top five. Somewhere after 'I can't wipe my own ass.'

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[–] lackscompassion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Literally all I can think about right now are the implications for hygiene if you can't reach your genitals.

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