[–] hamsbegone 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If I couldn't reach my clit I would fucking lose some of my stomach! Damn! If it's that hard for me to reach wtf is someone else going to do with it?!
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I love how they have to declare themselves to be "sex positive". Bitch, everyone should be sex positive because sex is awesome and it's a basic human drive.
Normal people that is. For land whales it's so gross and difficult that apparently you have to declare that you somehow still like smashing your fupas together and risking a heart attack with every passing minute.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I know that sounds weird, but some women are born with shorter arms.
Yeah, that's defo the issue.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How the fuck can they not be able to reach their clit and yet think nothing is wrong!?!? I could not exist like that. It is so messed up.
[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She probably has some stale potato chips under those folds.
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[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just get a small vibe from a normal people store. Don't let the big blue whale ruin such a beautiful thing for you!