[–] ThreeTimesFaster 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Translation: "GAF, a cop caught me wacking my willy while a school bus unloaded in front of me. Now my family's gonna know I'm a fucking freak. MODS HELP!"
[–] Count_GAFula 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You got a ticket, just pay it and forget about it. And maybe don't pass stopped schoolbuses next time. Don't see wtf the big deal is, cuck.
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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I like how he said something like "I only have 2 speeding tickets so I guess I'm a safe driver". ONLY 2? I've been driving since before this millennial twit's father asked his mother for affirmative consent to knock her up and I've never had a ticket. Granted, sometimes things happen, but if you get a second ticket on your record before the first one falls off, no you're not safe.