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[–] Ben77 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Day 57.

My research into finding a non-fat-as-fuck brony has hit an impasse.....I can only conclude that the television show 'My Little Pony' actually broadcasts calories directly to the Fupa. The following formula attempts to quantify this effect.

Assuming the average brony has 0 friends, using the formula Aspergers Lvl X pseudo intellectual Lvl + Rainbow Dashes owned / Social life gives us the value of 300lbs average weight per pink plastic pony rapist.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So, 100 x 100 + 100 divided by zero.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I really didn't think that through did I?

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice car, Homer.

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[–] HomerSimpson [S] ago 

Thx bb

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't know you could make that car uglier with paint.

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[–] HomerSimpson [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now you do.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

What are we hating on here? Little ponies? Bronies? Confused ...

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can you not see that the fucker is a chubster? He's developing his own breasts. The fact that he covered his virginmobile in cartoon ponies is just icing on the cupcakes that he no doubt gobbles daily.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OMG - I'm on mobile, picture not so clear.

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[–] HomerSimpson [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Specifically the brony in the picture.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Ok 😨

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Watch out ladies. The pussywagon is here.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Guess it's only banging its MLP dolls.

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[–] Velcroman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey vanilla, you still got the 5-0?