[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I wish I could have gotten hired by an algorithm instead of being punished for being a young, pretty and not fat white girl.
But it's only racist if you don't hire a coloured person lol.
[–] confused_teabagger [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] Fragnostus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Will be remembered as a historic moment; the first time a computer went a-shitlording.
[–] GibbsMeedat 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fat HR women resent slender pretty girls. And fat groid HR women absolutely HATE you.
[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
How come fat people always seem to make the hiring decisions? Lol
[–] Gottmituns ago
Find a place where a guy is doing the hiring, you'll do fine. That is a lot harder than it sounds though.
[–] 3260042? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
At my work we have to create lists of requirements for positions and the HR cunts are always "editing" them. The result is we advertise entry level positions that require 2 years' experience or demand a candidate have five years' experience in software that's been out for three years and other such insanity.
My advice is to just lie your head off if it'll get you past these worthless cunts. Claim to be Amerindian, pad your experience, et cetera.
[–] confused_teabagger [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I have 15 year of experience using the react library on windows 10 and el capitan and am fluent in Mexican.
Gibs me dat job pleese!
[–] QuintiliousJones 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
In other words, HR is a net drain on a company. Just as I suspected long ago.
[–] confused_teabagger [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
HR also tends to have a suspiciously high amount of "diversity" from what I have noticed.
[–] Gottmituns 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My last two HR people have been fat jewesess. Totally inconspicuous.
[–] cattarhero 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
I'm sure that the SJWs and niggers will say that the white programmers loaded racism into the algorithm. Otherwise this could be a great scientific method to avoid the requirement of hiring dumb, lazy, unqualified niggers.
[–] sjwtriggerman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
if(dindu) { return AvailableJobs.nuffin; }
[–] Cocobango ago
holy fuck I think I shat myself a little