First is a comment on Noah and the Show and then my biting reply to his remark.
Trevor Noah is a joke. The Daily Show has plummeted, nay rocketed to its currently unwatchable state. He is not edgy, he is not shocking, he is not ironic nor is he actually funny. Jon Stewart was able to turn even horrible events into a minor chuckle. Jon had experience gained over decades of hosting the show. Compared to Jon, Noah is but a pimply faced adolescent stumbling down a path that was broken long ago by a greater man.
Noah should recognize that he is at the beginning of his path. Let viewers see that he is trying to follow in the footsteps of his predecessor Jon, and that he must create his own perspective on the show. He has a great knowledge of the international scene and can use that information to create a new presentation of the Daily Show. Forging a new path parallel to the old one is hard. It takes work. Jon didn't have his presented to him like Noah does. Jon worked and created his own path, hacking it from the very bushes of complacency and ignorance that was the news before him.
Noah, read my words and take note: Create your own show. Don't try to copy Jon.
Rape all Muslims over a firepit using a two foot dildo studded with rusty nails. Lube it with KY so it enters easily ... until the nails rip through the anal ring as they enter. Begin a thrusting and retracting motion. Continue for at least one minute. Ensure that the entire external area is well packed with pressure to prevent excessive bleeding. They must survive for Step 2.
Step 2 involves their living long enough to develop sepsis. The mixture of fecal matter with their bodies creates a site ripe for infection.
As they reach the end and are near death from untreated sepsis, bring in their children. Show the kids their parents lying in their death beds, covered with untreated wounds and unclean, feces-and-urine coated bodies.
The children will see the result of practicing Islam.
Of course, after the above dark poetry, I must write of what will happen.
The children will hate America for its cruelty and they will pledge Jihad against our country. The cycle repeats.
At least we were able to have fun torturing the parents, right?
[–] Aetrion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm sure some time in the 30s there was a Jew going "I'm sure the Nazis are just all talk, if they wanted to kill us they would have done it already". Boy was there Zyklon B on his face.
[–] Honey_Badger ago
Goes well with bacon.