[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For those who've never had the pleasure of selling their unpalatable aroma, think of it like this.
After a sweaty work day/workout or maybe a day without a shower, the places that invariably smell worse are where skin touches skin. Armpits, butt cheeks, crotch, you know. Now imagine if those places were everywhere and merely existing was a sweat inducing activity.
It's absolutely as bad as it sounds.
[–] lovechaitea 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At least you can smell him and hear his thundering footsteps long before you see him so you have plenty of time to escape (considering his slow pace)